June 2011
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr.
This is my eating routine
I’m hungry. ”I NEED food!”
Grab a bag of chips, oreos, milk, and a bowl of ice cream
After all the food is gone: “Omg I am so fat. I am going on a diet!”
And repeat.
